Cummings asked as she joined the co-hosts in New York Citys Times Square.
I thought it was Kathy Griffin screaming at you from the street.
I think shes cursing.
Cummings went on to promote her 2025 tour, where she said she is playing bigger and bigger venues.
Im now playing, like, 3000-seat theaters, which is about the viewership of CNN these days.
The Undateable alum then roasted 2024, saying the year needs to be held accountable for its behavior.
Thats what white women do now.
We point out other things that are toxic because we dont get irony.
Whitney Cummings is officially the MVP of New Years Eve.
She secured her crown by absolutely torching CNN on its own New Years Eve broadcast last night.
It was the roast of the year- and the year was only about five minutes old.
Before she came on, hosts Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper were being their usual strange selves.
But this year, the standout moment wasnt Cohen slinging shade at Ryan Seacrest.
It was Whitney Cummings casually detonating a truth bomb about CNNs ratings.
Im playing bigger and bigger venues now, she said.
I thought being a mom would mean that less people would want to come see me.
Im now playing like 3,000-seat theaters, which is about the viewership of CNN these days.
Not this show though.
All eyes are on this show!
Cummings didnt stop there.
If Biden had watched that live, hed have asked Jill what channel SNL was on.
Kamala was forced on us so hard, youd think she was patented by Pfizer.
A savage, well executed kill shot at both political tokenism and Big Pharma in one line.
Can we just have entertainment that entertains?
CNN should be thrilled.
Instead of being the networks annual attempt at relevance, it became the Whitney Cummings Comedy Hour.
And the internet noticed.
Clips of her set have been making the rounds, going virla as fuck all morning.
Remember Don Lemon getting drunk and talking about his love life?
Or Andy Cohens drunken rant about Mayor de Blasio?
But unlike previous years, where the moments felt accidental, Whitneys burns were calculated.
She didnt slip up or overshare; she knew exactly what she was doing.
This country is a shitshow.
Why have so many presidents' chefs mysteriously died?
Because that would be a ratings smash.
Here’s her whole 7 minutes.
- I think I’m in love?
