In the hours since, as Karim pointed out, there have been clues found.
And hopefully an arrest is made before the trail goes too cold.
Not the least of whom was her own boyfriend.
This arrest explains a few things.
For one, how Aubrey Plaza has been trending on everybody’s X account.
I suppose Plaza can convincingly play a Colombian.
After all, in Dirty Grandpa she pulled off the part of a young woman who’s half Cuban.
“The bottom half”:
And truth be told, I would watch that.
Not so much because I’m a big True Crime guy.
I’ve watched a few.
Still, this will work because it’s a “Woman Bites Dog” story.
How many times do you really get to see a female antihero who’s actually attractive?
But more like actual Charlize Theron.
Except 23 years old and from South America.
Now it’s the fellas chance.
That Karen Julieth Ojeda Rodriguez just needs us to believe in her.
Granted, it would seem that Deyvy Jesus believed in her, and look where that got him.
So I guess we should all just stick with Aubrey Plaza herself.
Her kind of danger, I can handle.
