While The Internet Was Crying About Hawk Tuah Girl Throwing The First Pitch At A Mets Game, She Was Just Trying To Raise Money For Veteran Dogs

SoVibbs blogged about this yesterdayand I admit I had a good chuckle.

Partially because I didn’t know who the fuck Hailey Welch was when she showed up on my feed.

Which is why I didn’t blink twice after seeing Hawk Tuah Girl added to this illustrious list.

I mean, listen, we’re talking about first pitches.

We’re talking about first pitches.

Not the game, we’re talking about first pitches, man.

I mean, how silly is that?

However, it seems like she was just trying to spread some awareness for a veteran dog program.

I agree that having her throw out the first pitch on camp day is LOLMets funny.

I’m not sure why first pitches before a game are such a big deal in the year 2024.

I care much more about the last pitch of the actual game that decides who wins and whose loses.

Yes, that was me acting like a hardo baseball writer.

If you want to Hawk Tuah on something, do it on the box score.