While Playing Pokemon On The Big Screen Before A Show, Ed Sheeran Jokes (?) That If He Wasn't A Musician He'd Be A Virgin

In fact some of us have none of that.

Some of us have niche hobbies, be it Pokemon or poker.

For Ed Sheeran it’s being one of the biggest musical acts of our generation.

For me it’s being the last man off the bench at a blog.

Either way, thank you Jesus!

If I was a normal schlub in the cubicles I have no idea how bad my life would be.

Yes I do- it’d be the worst thing ever.

I did that life for a year and it made me was to KMS.

My first “real” job I placed advertising for $35,000 a year.

At Barstool I’ve had real life girls DM me!

The choice is yours!

*The author has exaggerated details of this blog for comedic effect.