That Katt Williams interview is going to end up applying to the Trump assassination attempt as well.
I’m just not sure exactly how yet.
Regardless, Skip Bayless is acting like leaving FS1.
By the end of this summer, Skip Bayless will be a free agent.
So where will he go next?
It has to be somewhere.
Skip Bayless is a spry 72 years old.
I mean look the guy…
That’s a man with DECADES of terrible takes left in his arsenal.
The takes have to go somewhere.
If I’m Skip Bayless, here are a few landing destinations I would consider.
Anything with Stephen A. Smith
We’ll get the obvious one out of the way first.
Someday, Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith must meet again.
Even if it’s just one.
Debates that the world didn’t have the pleasure to see them hash out at the desk.
Just one long 12 hour episode of two blowhards screaming nonsense at each other.
Just like the good ol' days.
But that doesn’t mean shit if Stephen A. Smith decides he wants another shot at him.
Stephen A. runs ESPN.
I don’t think he’ll ever do that.
But if he had any balls he would welcome the opportunity.
They’re the greatest bad debate duo in sports history.
The world deserves to see them go at it at least one more time.
That he’ll be spending the next however many months/years sitting next to Skip Bayless.
Or Skip Bayless in Spider-Man face paint teamed up with Steven Cheah for a Yak case race.
Or Skip Bayless undressing Chris Klemmer in a debate over who the “real” home run king is.
Or we just send Skip Bayless to New York.
Throw us a bone Dave.
Get Barstool New York a brand new Skip Bayless to play with.
Give him Erika’s old office.
Keep a camera rolling in there 24/7.
But I have to think there’s a place for a man like Skip Bayless on his squad.
Skip Bayless can sit across a desk and have a conversation with anybody in the world without flinching.
In Skip’s mind, he has the upper hand on anyone.
Say what you want about the guy, but that’s an admirable quality to have.
Not many people are wired that way.
Trump’s a creative guy.
I don’t know what Skip’s politics are.
I’m guessing him and Trump might not necessarily line up.
But that doesn’t matter to Skip.
Just tell the man what side to take in any argument and he’ll defend it to this death.
That’s what his entire career is built on.
He’ll start his own show on his own web link.
He’ll sign a multi-million dollar deal with a highly reputable company like Rumble.
At the end of each show he’ll declare himself the winner.
He’ll award himself a crown.
He’ll wear the crown every show until someone defeats him.
But nobody will ever defeat him.
He’ll launch the Skip Bayless data pipe like Kim Jong Un runs North Korea.
He’ll do it until the day he dies.
He won’t even know what day it is.
He’ll barely remember his own name.
But he’ll keep one yelling.
Terrible sports debates are what keep him alive.
Like Joe Paterno when he quit coaching… the day Skip Bayless stops debating is the day he dies.
TikTok Live Matches
People on TikTok do these things called live matches.
TikTok Live Matches are truly a sign that our society is doomed.
They’re straight out of the movie Idiocracy.
I picture Skip Bayless being matched up with some random 15-year old girl.
She has no fucking idea what’s about to hit her.
She thinks they’re about to do they’re typical, “Ok followers!
How who’s got something for me?!”
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If nobody hires Skip Bayless.
Or teach him how to do TikTok Live Matches.
Skip will still need to debate someone.
Again… if Skip Bayless stops debating, he will surely die.
He needs to debate.
So worst case scenario, Skip Bayless will post up on a NYC street corner.
He’ll publicly debate whichever unfortunate stranger dares give him the time of day.
It would draw a crowd.
Skip could put out a little bucket for people to drop dollar bills in if they like his takes.
It would be fantastic.
Skip Bayless is going to end up somewhere.
There’s no chance that man ever retires.
It’s just a matter of where it will be.
