For some, ball truly is life.
Sometimes you get the urge to let one fly and you lose all sense of self-control.
Directly behind the backboard like that?

Well, now you’re just being an asshole.
That’s tough
Not only that, even his getting dragged-out of the arena performance was a disaster.
Everyone knows that when you find yourself in this situation, you go dead legs.

He tried to fight his way free.
You’re essentially trapped.
Talk about Sunday Scaries.