This movie franchise is his life’s greatest work.

Ethan Hunt is Tom Cruise and vice versa.

That character has vaulted Cruise into the upper echelon of the greatest action movie stars in cinema history.

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Well, how’s dating Ana de Armas sound?

Clearly, these two are keeping us strapped in for the ride for now.

In his 60s and still pulling some of the best looking women on the planet.

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In the event they really are dating, what a jump of boyfriends this has been for de Armas.

Ben Affleck to the son of a Cuban dictator that drew a ton of backlash to Tom Motherfucking Cruise.

Somehow Scientologist nutjob Cruise is less controversial than the previous fella.

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Nearly a 30 year age gap between the two.

The beauty of film is that it can bring any two people together.

And a 32 year old legitimate goddess.

I wish I spoke Spanish because all of these words sound like a delight to hear constantly.

I’ll always wonder what Tom Cruise’s 20 minute scientology elevator pitch sounds like.