Ladies and gentlemen, it’s officially my favorite week of the year: Bills week.
From a win-loss standpoint alone, it makes no sense why this would be my favorite week.
So as much as those blue cheese-dipping, table-breaking motherfuckers annoy me, I’ll always appreciate our relationship.
Hopefully, this is the year when I’m the one dishing out the shit instead of taking it.
Unlike most Dolphins fans, I have no problem admitting that Josh Allen is my abusive stepfather.
Some might say I’m taking it too far, but I’m not.
Since Josh Allen took over as quarterback for the Buffalo Bills, he has legitimately abused the Miami Dolphins.
Up until last year, I spent my whole life fighting back against Josh Allen.
But sure enough, Josh Allen would walk in and wipe the floor with us.
So, I’m done fighting it.
But just because Josh Allen abuses us doesnt mean the Dolphins cant win the game.
Offensively, the Cardinals had their way with the Bills in the first half.
On the flip side, the Bills will also have their way running the ball on the Dolphins.
Thats why I’m taking every James Cook prop I can get my hands on.
Prediction:
Buffalo 24
Miami 27
