If you have an issue with that, blow me.

I’ve even had my left eye swollen shut by a couple oferrant loadsstraight right hands.

Not violent enough?…

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I got one more.

Octagons are basically without any corners, and boxing rings meet up at four 90-degree corners.

Which is exactly what happened Saturday night to this other poor bastard you’ve never heard of…

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I’ve been to a liveBKBevent before…

Sat on the apron with a former pro boxer named Paulie Malinaggi.

Or you could see a blurred-out version on the New York Post’s website… God knows what we’ll see next week, but I’ll have a front-row seat.

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(I look like her long-lost third buttcheek.)

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