Im disappointed, to say the least.

What happened to “ball is life”?

Is everyone already tired of their brand new shiny toy?

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The turnout at last week’s basketball run was embarrassing.

We play every Friday at 2pm and last week was flat out embarrassing.

What kind of loser mentality is that?

All it takes is one bad apple to spoil the bunch.

Respectfully, shut up, Hank.

I’m well aware it’s the summer, but who gives a fuck?

Maybe instead of promoting obesity and alcoholism, we promote getting off our asses and exercising.

Ball starts at 2 and ends at 3:30, 4:00 at the latest.

Most of the country is still at work for another hour.

Fuck out of here with that shit.

The team sucks, and Wrigleyville is just a glorified music festival.

You’re not there for the ball; you’re there for the birds, and you know it.

All good, though.

Get Better or Get Left.