He brought up how he had jury duty right after graduating from college.
Would typically suck, but it was actually a pretty sweet deal for him.
Im kind of a fan of being sick every once in a while?

Listen, the physical part of it sucks, but other than that I see no negatives with it.
I have no choice!
HOWEVAH…youre all lying if you say it didnt have at least a few benefits for you.
I wouldve looked like a mix of McLovin (minus the sex) and Napoleon Dynamite.
Dodged an absolute bullet.
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