He brought up how he had jury duty right after graduating from college.

Would typically suck, but it was actually a pretty sweet deal for him.

Im kind of a fan of being sick every once in a while?

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Listen, the physical part of it sucks, but other than that I see no negatives with it.

I have no choice!

HOWEVAH…youre all lying if you say it didnt have at least a few benefits for you.

I wouldve looked like a mix of McLovin (minus the sex) and Napoleon Dynamite.

Dodged an absolute bullet.

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