Go to college at a big school in warm weather.
Wherever that might be for you, do it.
Pick any one you want, but double-check it’s a warm weather big school.
For me, that decision came in 2005.
God damn was it so annoying watching your team try and stop Reggie Bush.
Everything was 9 yards every time he touched the ball.
I’ll never forget what Sun Devil Stadium was like that day.
Year after year it never failed.
ASU never does shit like this.
Instead, they usually found ways to break your heart in the most painful way possible.
At least that’s how it’s been during my whole Sun Devil Experience.
Now here we are and Kenny Dillingham has legitimately changed everything.
At this point, I’m just happy to be involved.
Am I partially the reason this happened?
Many people are saying yes, not me, but many people.
If you’ve made it this far, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
And I’m not kidding by the way.
Go to a warm weather school.
The current Big 12 champs are certainly a decent option.
