This caller brought up the point of having to go to the dentist every six months.

If anything the dentist and doctor should be flipped.

Give me a physical and some bloodwork every six months to confirm this machine is running smoothly.

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The teeth can wait an extra six months.

Are they still telling kids the whole You have to be active for 60 minutes a day thing?

Do you really think Im gonna do it for free?

Put me down for 30 minutes on a good day.

Uhhh…have you ever heard of a little thing calledcocaineenergy drinks?

Have asniffsip of one of those babies on four hours of sleep and youre fine.

Rub some dirt on it.

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