I dont hate a little spritz on the backside when Im in the heat of battle on the porcelain.
There are much shittier (get it?)
pointless inventions out there.
I really don’t get lights that turn off automatically.
Theyre pointless in any room but actually cause a pressing issue in bathrooms.
Its not the mom and pop shop up the street that has them (they have morals).
Siri has been a huge dud too.
Played up as the future when she was released but what has she done for us lately?
Misunderstand what we say?
Interrupt a banger of a song for no reason?
Shes the Anthony Bennett of Apple innovations and we havent talked about it enough.
The only time Ive heard her voice in the past 5 years is when I accidentally summon her.
Shoutout Kim English #Mindset.
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