I’m not sad, and I’m especially not shocked.
….and smoked they got.
The only problem is that the Browns season is just 5 weeks old.
The Guardians season started 7 months ago.
You want a fun little story since there’s literally nothing fun to report from the game?
And then we left a halftime.
I think I drank at a ratio of one pitcher of Miller Lite per quarter watched.
And the Browns outscored us both.
Browns points 3, Tate pitchers of beer 2, quarters played 2.
What a fucking afternoon.
Talk about the ultimate pickle we’re in in Cleveland right now.
I think we can all agree on one thing: Deshaun Watson fucking sucks.
But the fact that we’re paying him to do it?
HOWEVER, the fanbase’s narrative that he’s the only/biggest problem is flat out wrong.
Every single thing about this franchise fucking stinks.
Part of me wants to put the team up for sale tomorrow and start fresh.
But instead it appears we’re going with the Groundhog Day technique.
I’m sure it’ll get easier though!
Chiefs, Eagles, etc etc.
This team may finish 1-16.
And I thought they could win the division….
Fuck it.
It’s baseball season in Cleveland.
Don’t talk Browns to me until the Guardians lose.
