I don’t know if we’ve ever lived in a week where shit has been so hot.
We got a Cowboys fan putting a human poop eating bet out there.
Now, in Louisville, we have a serial porch pooper.
That’s as ruthless as it gets.
Even sonic speakers and cat litter won’t do the trick.
You gotta one up it.
You gotta camp out and attack him mid-shit.
Everyone knows that’s when you’re the most vulnerable.
Get leverage, catch them in the act, don’t let him run away.
I have actually had a somewhat similar encounter in my life before.
No one wants to see that.
All I know is we have a manhunt in Louisville.
Need the whole story as to why this man keeps attacking the same porch.
But the owner can’t rest.
Sleep during the day, stay up at night, cancel all plans until you catch him.
