A relic from a simpler time, if such a time ever existed at all.
Certain lines you’d expect them never to cross.
No matter how much they stand to profit from their misdeeds.
Our sources estimate the loss at over $1 million.
But can’t these thieves at least spare our celebrities?
Daniela Braga was in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show every year from 2014 to 2017.
Think about how much happiness she spread during those events alone.
How many millions she modeled lingerie for.
How many men she brought moments of euphoric pleasure to by looking amazing on the runway.
Only to have these petty crooks ignore all that for their own selfish ends.
Call me an idealist.
Tell me I’m naive.
But I’d like to believe the human race is better than that.
And by all that is sacred, the ultrasound photo.
That they’d take a beat and reconsider their life choices.
I’m sorry to report I’m wrong.
There is no depth to which people will not sink.
And the way she looks, she’ll make that money back in no time.
Let’s consider that a win.
In the meantime, get it together Los Angeles.
