Who would have thought that catching pedophiles would turn into such a booming industry in 2024?
I suppose Chris Hansen did.
Chris Hansen and NBC saw the vision 20 years ago.
But 2024 has truly become the year of the pedophile hunter.
Pedophile hunting is big business.
It’s full-blown entertainment at this point.
Oftentimes there’s an exciting foot chase that ensues.
Sometimes the vigilantes beat the shit out of the guy.
In a country that’s constantly divided, it’s one thing everybody can agree on.
Except for the pedophiles.
It was only a matter of time before celebrities got involved.
It was only a matter of time before a pedophile hunt ended with an Akon concert.
That’s just good content.
Just watch as Akon serenades this man in his final moments of life as he knows it.
I’m still not sure he has any idea that he was actually arrested.
He must still be waiting to wake up.
I mean, wouldn’t you?
I’m not gonna make a run at put myself in the shoes of a predator.
That doesn’t seem like reality.
And the predator seems to be thoroughly enjoying himself the whole time.
It’s almost as if he thought he won a prize.
This is the future of hunting predators.
I imagine some people would say this isn’t a good thing.
That we shouldn’t be making light, or commercializing something as fucked up and deranged as pedophilia.
But I kind of think it’s perfect.
They say the death penalty isn’t a deterrent.
That the threat of death doesn’t actually prevent people from committing crimes.
But I think public humiliation is.
That’s a fate far worse than death.
They just HAVE to verify they get the right guy.
Great use of Akon guys.
Great work bringing another predator to justice.
How long you think until Billy Football starts hunting predators?
This seems extremely up his alley
