Was Billy Joel's "Piano Man" Actually Performing In A Gay Bar Without Knowing It?

This theory started making the rounds this past fall.

Billy Joel’s Piano Man is the ultimate bar singalong.

But now, theres a fan theory swirling around that the regulars in the bar are all gay.

But hey, he gets me my drinks for free, so no complaints here, right?

But you cant help but wonder if Paul is simply too busy chasing something (or someone) else.

And lets be real, real estate novelist is a highly suspicious gig to begin with.

Thats not exactly a 9-to-5 job, folks.

Davy in the Navy- Billy might have been referencing a decades-old military stereotype.

And you gotta love that the big rhetorical question is,Man, what are you doin here?

Now, a straightforward reading says theyre telling Billy, Dude, youre too talented for this dive.