They only see their parents late at night.'
The script of their next hit Disney Prince movie has already been written for them.
Two children are born out of wedlock to an evil ruler of a faraway land.
The classic “Rich kids who want to live normal lives” pop in of Disney story.
But his sons don’t want to live that life.
But their dad strictly forbids it.
You’ve got yourself the perfect Disney movie catered to the Putin boys.
Is it ok to be fabulous?"
And then yeah… Putin sees the movie and gets pissed.
Hopefully he doesn’t get so mad that he drops a nuke on us.
Honestly, Putin brought this on himself.
Like princes ‘the brothers have their own cars with drivers - the teachers and servants have separate cars’.
They have personal chefs who prepare separate meals for them.
‘Like Vladimir Putin, his sons have their own mugs, and they drink only from them.
Well shit, Putin… who the hell did you think your children are going to relate to?
The only people who live that way are Disney characters.
Of course they’re going to grow up idolizing them.
And to make matters worse for Putin, these kids were his first boys.
After having three daughters, he finally had himself a couple sons.
Putin was so happy that he shouted: ‘Hurray!
Finally a boy!’
Next we just need to have Kamala Harris open up the borders to these kids.
Promise them internships at Disney at the expense of more deserving U.S. citizens.
Let one of them be Aladdin.
They already know how to ice skate, so we cast him in Disney On Ice.
This is America after all.
Honestly, I have no clue where I’m going with this…
I’ve lost the plot a bit here.
But the idea of Putin losing his kids to Disney/liberal America is kind of funny.
The man got too busy invading Ukraine and lost the locker room within his own home.
You hate to see things that don’t matter at all happen to bad people.
