Contrary to Jeff D. Lowe and Nicky Clicky, this is very real.

I would never do such a thing.

A man of honor if you will.

This is what happens.

You may be wondering what happened?

I don’t know.

That’s why you see me look around.

Nope, again, old, fat, bald and out of shape.

Maybe I thought I was 22 again and still had that first quick step.

Maybe I saw Brandon Walker guarding me and knew even a slow first step would get past him.

Whatever it might be, consider this a warning for everyone else.

Why do I say this?

Because I’m supposed to fly to Ireland a week from tomorrow.

Now I’m hoping for a Rookie of the Year scenario.

Maybe I can just hit bombs with my drive again now that I have one ankle?

I’ll even take the one-leg Tiger 80s over there.

I don’t care!

I will be golfing.

Because I’m a golf guy, that’s where you see the strength to walk off an injury.