The Merlympics have been around since 2015 and the competition is held every two years.
“This is the elite athleticism you’re able to get out of mermaids,” Sim said.
Many mermaids will do pageants or events, but the Merlympics are “solely designed to prove athleticism.”
Basketball, gymnastics, track and field, ice hockey, golf, snowboarding, you name it.
Because that’s just what we do.
Maybe somewhere near the Netherlands.
Or if it had to be anywhere in America, I’d naturally have to go with Florida.
But now we know the fastest mermaid in the world resides in Provo, Utah.
Which just goes to show you that greatness can come from anywhere.
The Merlympics are where the real mermaids go to compete.
Don’t show up looking like Ariel unless you want to get absolutely dusted out there.
