The second half of Day 8 is here, with some monster events for Team.

As for the Gold Medal count?

Now, they take on South Sudan, looking to all but lock up their group.

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Remember what happened last time these two teams played?

Everyone farted and shitted their pants over this meaningless game.

Could he have played Tatum?

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To me, no.

THAT IS SCARY FOR EVERYONE.

CAN USA MEN GYMNASTS KEEP UP GOOD FORTUNE?

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), I think Fred Richard ends up on the podium.

As for the Men’s 200m Butterfly, no USA swimmer even qualified for the finals.

DO THE USA 3x3 TEAMS STINK?

I will say this: no, they don’t stink.

THIS WAS UTTERLY INSANE

Did you see how Team USA Women’s Rugby Sevens won Bronze yesterday?

I mean, my god.

That’s essentially like walking off, as time expires, with a 105-yard touchdown run.

OTHER NOTABLE EVENTS


That’s all for now.