Full disclosure, I feel like I need a do-over onmy previous Dan Bernstein blog.
About 5 minutes after the blog went up, I saw that Dave had declared war on the guy.
Then it became an entirely different thing.
There’s so many hilarious angles to this.
One being, how Eddie is one of the most genuinely nice guys in the world.
If it were up to him I’m not sure this ever would have came out.
But as Eddie said, the man hates Barstool.
By all accounts, modern day Bernstein is a miserable person.
But oddly enough,by all accounts, he used to be pretty great.
So to see what Bernstein has turned into years later, it’s a hell of a transformation.
He took the Keith Olbermann-route.
It’s a sad tale really.. And by god are they going to hold you accountable for it over a decade later.
I really think he might have been able to do it too.
He had the opportunity.
To inundate their show with calls from people asking to speak to Bern.
Then at least he wouldn’t be cowering from the situation.
That would at least be a LITTLE bit admirable.
Maybe he could salvaged a tiny sliver of dignity there.
Instead he pretended it didn’t happen.
His strategy looks like it’s radio silence until this whole thing blows over.
And in reality, it all will eventually.
Everything on the internet eventually does.
But he can’t hide from the calls forever.
He was close to getting away with it too.
It took almost a full week for that clip to finally surface.
You gotta think Bernsy was starting to believe he was in the clear.
Shoutout Chuck Naso for not letting that happen.
Now Bernsy (or Dan) has a real life problem on his hands.
If anybody in the Chicago office is reading this, maybe keep tabs on Fasoli tonight.
Barstool doesn’t need an actual murder on our hands.
Bad day to be a Dan Bern** indeed.
