Iran launched a mothership that contains these drones, Van Drew said.

Its off the East Coast of the United States of America.

Naturally, about an hour after that was posted, we finally got our answer.

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Or at least someone gave us one.

A lot of people speculated/hoped for aliens.

A lot of people threw out Russia or China.

Some people suggested the call was coming from inside the house, and our own government was droning themselves.

Does this mean we can shoot them down now?

It felt like we were scared to do it before.

Maybe we thought the aliens would retaliate by blowing our entire planet to smithereens.

But we can’t be scared of Iran right?

We can’t let Iran bully New Jersey with drones and do nothing about it.

Just Iran?".

I’m sure they don’t have good intentions.

But I like to think we should be able to deal with fucking Iran.

Perhaps that’s something we need to address.

But it really seems like a 1+1= 2 situation there.

One that shouldn’t have taken an entire month of chaos to figure out.

Apparently this story never made it across the FBI’s desk.

Or if Jeff And Drew isn’t simply incorrect… then we gotta start blastin'.

I’m not even sure if Iran knows what the hell they’re doing with these drones.

They probably just got these things.

They’re probably as shocked as anyone that the United States was just allowing them to do this.

They probably never even expected to get this far into their shady drone flying operation.

Like a dog who catches his tail and doesn’t know what the hell to do with it.

But still… let’s shoot down the damn drones guys.

We can’t be getting drone punked by Iran.

I guess were back to square one.

Depending on if you member of the government you choose to not believe.

But my stance that, “we gotta start blastin” still stands.

Bottom line is they still have no fucking clue what’s happening.

World War III and/or Space War I may be back on.