Admittedly I’m not the biggest UFC guy on the planet.
Not because I don’t love watching the fights or anything.
It’s just that all the best fights don’t even start until like 11:30 at night.
I’m old and washed up these days.
I just don’t have the appreciation for anything other than the brutally vicious knockouts.
Which is why Ultimate Dick Kicking is right up my alley.
There’s no strategy involved here.
No real artistry involved.
It’s just two dudes standing in the pocket and booting each other in the cock and balls.
It’s not about how hard you could hit.
It’s about how hard you’ve got the option to get hit and keep moving forward.
It’s the ultimate competition to see who truly wants it more.
And that’s really what sports are all about at the end of the day.
Sidenote: Lia Thomas be the GSP of UDKC.
