I find this fascinating.
I used to not wear a coat to the bars because there was nowhere to put it.
Baggage is a pain in the ass if you ask me.

Think about the awkwardness of the phone call trying to get a taxidermied rabbit.
Or how much of a lunatic you look like chasing down a 5 gallon bucket of beans.
You also can’t let anyone else your friends with know you lost these items in conversation.
That’s crazier than editing mops out of photos.
How are your friends supposed to look at you with a straight face?
I feel like Uber should flag these people as potential problems moving forward.
Anyone who carries 10 live lobsters should have a red flag on their account.