How does he do it?
Turns out a hammer cock, some comedic self depreciation, and money go a long way.
Completely flipping the script from his high profile love affairs in the past.
Did he meet a Starbucks barista who caught his eye?
Perhaps a waitress at the local bagel spot?
And then these pictures of their vacation came out and my eye recognized a certain someone rather quickly.
That’s the lovely Elsie Hewitt!
Not too long after, it was confirmed they are indeed doing the damn thing.
“Non-celebrity” my asshole.
Bonus:NSFWscene from her role in HBO’s Industry.
You could easily make the case after EmRata this is his best get yet.
Is there a chance Pete read my blog from back in September and set his sights on her?
I’ll take the clicks in the meantime.
Thoughts and prayers to Jason Sudeikis who is no longer the lucky partner of this goddess.
That’s the power of Pete.
The man is truly unstoppable.
