Think about literally any quarterback press conference ever.
They are typically just 5-10 minutes filled with as many coach speak cliches as they can come up with.
Constantly talking about needing to have a good week of practice.
Constantly talking about just being singularly focused on that week’s game and not looking ahead.
How everybody on the team needs to be better and do their job.
But that’s what is so great about sports–they are constantly evolving.
Tua has a family and a home to protect.
If you’re interested in meeting God, then show up to Tua’s door.
If not, then think twice.
Let the man set up a few classic Home Alone boobytraps.
That’ll solve this string of burglaries real quick.
