A common cause that affects all of us, to remind us of our shared humanity.

Something to bring us together.

Say what you will about Trump.

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That is your right as an American.

Which I will defend with one of our lives.

But he may have just found that great social movement we can all rally around.

To bring the “United” back to “United States.”

Overregulation chokes the American economy and stifles personal freedom.

A small but meaningful example is the Obama-Biden war on showers, Trump wrote in the executive order.

The presidents order scraps multi-thousand-word regulations defining the word showerhead.

I have to stand in the shower for 15 minutes until it gets wet.

Comes out drip, drip, drip.

No longer will showerheads be weak and worthless.

To be clear, I’m not telling you whom to support or how to vote.

The two people I brought into this world don’t take their lead from me, why should anyone?

But here is a cause we should all be able to get behind.

Siribachi were the furthest thing from “weak and worthless.”

There’s no reason the showerheads of the future generations of Americans they fought for should be.

For the benefit of his totally unique lettuce, to be sure.

But in this case, when the President’s ‘do wins, we all win.