Soccer is admittedly the one sport where I don’t have my ear to the ground.
My brain can only follow so many sports intensely that sacrifices have to be made some times.
I’m clueless when it comes to the pitch.
I expected to walk into a bar on Saturday afternoon with every game going off at once.
Not the case at all.
Everyone just sits at home on Saturdays and cranks up methstreams to watch their favorite teams.
So yeah, not a footie fan.
Pepe signed a big deal with Arsenal years back and was a total bust.
Now he’s moved onto Villarreal and is busting elsewhere.
Sorry that was terrible.
What I mean is he’s apparently dating porn star Teanna Trump!
Turns out this has been going on for a little while.
I can’t even begin to comprehend how you spot this.
This is Meek Phil horny level awareness.
She’s also been going to a bunch of his games it looks like.
Naturally the soccer world has lost their collective minds.
I see no problem however.
If they’re happy together, let them be!
Teanna is much more than the actress you think of.
She’s got many talents, one shown below here.
She also used to dabble in construction management I believe.
you’re free to look that one up in your private web app.
Look, Pepe needed a fresh start after his departure from Arsenal.
Maybe Villarreal and Teanna can give him that?
When in doubt, choose love.
I wonder if she ever got paid by that Thunder player
P.P.S.
Researching this blog has likely ruined my Twitter algorithm for weeks.
