Thankfully that’s a man who’s arms are built to absorb the blow of a Titleist.
And for good measure, Travis gave his wound a kiss.
Which is actually pretty cool.
But the head blood girl… Travis got her real good.
Square in the back of the skull.
Rag covered in blood.
Girl nearly passing out.
EMT’s on the scene.
Here’s the woman’s quote.
He told me stay still and that they were calling for the EMTs.
Especially at celebrity golf tournaments.
You’d think a celebrity golf tournament would be a war zone.
I’d think more balls would end up in the crowd than on the fairway.
It should be golf balls raining down like hail.
Patrons fleeing for their lives in every direction.
Blood splattered on the cart paths.
It really is an awkward situation if you’re Travis Kelce there.
If you hit a fan, you give them $100.
The fan is happy, it doesn’t make a dent in your multi-million dollar bank account.
Which is inherently a very egotistical thing to do.
“I’m so sorry a crushed your skull with my golf shot.
Let me bless you with an opportunity to stand next to me for a photograph.
Or write my very own name on a piece of paper just for you.
Bet you think that’s pretty cool, huh?”
Gotta have your head on a swivel at celebrity golf events.
Especially is Travis Kelce is on the hunt.
