Trashbag Philly Couple Accidentally Drives Their Range Rover Into The Schuylkill River While Doing It In The Backseat

The Photos….

God I love it.

Imagine the panic once they realized the car had started rolling.

**Extreme Philly accent.

The fuckin car is rollin'!

Lemme pull out or we’re going inta da Schuylkill!"

What a disgustingly delightful scene that must’ve been.

No charges have been filed so far, which I think is the right move.

Embarrassment is enough of a punishment.

As is being submerged in the shit-filled Schuylkill river.

I wouldn’t be suprised if they still stink.

From my understanding the Schuylkill is basically the Charles River except it’s never been cleaned up.

Regardless, I’m confused as to how this happens in the first place.

Doesn’t your foot need to be on the brake for shift gears?

And how could you reach the brake if you’re in the back seat?

The story just doesn’t add up.

Also what are you doing banging in a car at FOUR IN THE MORNING.

I could not think of anything I’d rather do less.

Hopefully these two learned their lesson.