Does the Tour de France hate love?
Does the Tour de France have something about loving husbands and fathers?
I thought the French were all a bunch of sexual deviants, anyway.
No offense or anything.
But that wasn’t even a French kiss.
It’s not like he even slipped any tongue in there.
It was just a wholesome little peck on the lips.
Really get down and dirty out there.
If that was Lance Armstrong, he would have been banging his old lady out there.
Guy was just built different.
Now I understand there’s probably a precedent that needs to be set here.
You give a cyclist an inch, they take a mile.
And where do you draw the line?
Some random chick you just met at the bar last night?
It’s not the easiest predicament the UCI found itself in here.
But really what it all comes down to is just using your brain.
Did everybody enjoy the smooch, or was everybody grossed out by it?
Just judge the fine based on that.
