Everyone has the wrong angle on the great torpedo bat debate.
What an absolute… swing and a miss… by every MLB equipment manager ever.
Come to think of it.
Maybe it’s not really under the equipment manager’s purview.
you might’t expect Jonah Hill to come at you being an expert on the technicalities of the rules.
That’s on you.
Here’s another question.
Is the Torpedo Bat MLB’s Tush Push?
As for the Torpedo Bat, it requires zero strategy.
In fact, as we’ve all joked, the torpedo bat was made exactly for them.
But since everyone is talking about what to do about all this, I say ban torpedo bats.
First, torpedoes were invented by a Brit and this is America’s past time.
Second, same reason they don’t allow metal bats.
Also, didn’t baseball just clean up a huge part of the game by moving it along faster?
If everyone wises up and starts using this thing, how long are games going to become?
Including whoever would be the ones firing everyone.
