As some of you may know, Frank cooked at my apartment the other day.
I was asked if they could use my apartment, I said yes.
Perfectly executed plan by me.
Then I got home that night.
What I walked into was frankly shocking.
It was as if theyd made it messier than necessary as a joke?
The only thing missing was food smeared on the walls, which I suppose they didnt get around to.
Steaming mad, pacing mad, teeth gnashing mad.
I cleaned it immediately, it just needed to be out of my sight.
When I finally got my home and myself clean I sat down and reassessed the situation.
I thought, who are you mad at here?
Who did something unexpected?
Ultimately I settled on myself.
I really shouldnt have expected anything different and that still rings true.
Its like the opposite of when a baby falls and everyone runs over pretending things are fine.
I was cool, Id been through all the emotions, now Im getting re-riled up.
So, who is the biggest scumbag involved here
- Frank - Frank has to be one.
Frank is the talent on the set and ultimately the entire shoot falls on his shoulders.
Hes the one who expressly wouldnt allow people to clean up the mess they made in my apartment.
Being angry at Frank is tricky.
Frank is a 12 year old.
Would you be furious with a 12 year old for leaving a mess in your house?
No youd probably think “why did I let a 12 year old cook to begin with?”.
Frank has yet to apologize.
Hes RTd some people saying its funny but has made no attempt to seek forgiveness.
That has not happened.
It was a half joke because on what planet would that even need to be said?
- Jenks - I dont know, man, I guess this is the life you want.
You want to be responsible for Frank, so now youre responsible for Frank.
To Jenks credit he has attempted to apologize.
Incessantly, in fact.
Jenks has apologized so much that now thats weird too.
That didnt happen, Ill get over it.
Thats my whole list.
But really it all comes down to Frank, if were allowed to be mad at Frank.
Im not really sure what the rules are.
Turns out there was something in the dish rags that certainly stains and ruins sheets!
