When you watch the video without any audio, it doesn’t do anything for me.

Some drunk jackass kind of, sort of slowly riding a bike into a small Christmas tree.

Far from the craziest thing you’ll see at an Eagles tailgate.

But then when it popped up on my timeline again, something magical happened.

The volume was turned on and what in the actual fuck did we just witness here?

It feels like harmless enough.

Buddy can’t be traveling any faster than like 4 MPH.

But somehow when he hits that Christmas tree, it sounds like a bomb went off.

Like you have an entire bowling alley living right in your eardrums.

Like a goddamn 12 car pileup.

It doesn’t make a lick of sense.

They’re dumbfounded, befuddled, stupefied at what has occurred here.