After what feels like 8 months, Surviving Barstool came to an end last night.
Millions (literally) of people watched the show, making it a smash hit.
Credit to the cast and the crew who worked tirelessly to put out an incredible product.
But now it’s time to look ahead to the next season.
No, all things considered, I think social media is WAY too hard on the contestants.
But nevertheless, the show must go on!
Needs some mentally stable contestants to balance out the crazy.
That’s why it needs Dante the Don.
Nobody has a more level head than this guy.
I think it’s egregious he hasn’t been on any of the shows yet.
According to him, it’s because Gaz and Dave are too scared of him.
I agree with the Don!
We want the Don or we riot!
- Big Cat
I doubt Big Cat will ever do the game again.
But hear me out- we need him on the show.
The first time he did the show he was voted out in 3 hours after not trying at all.
Probably the worst showing you’ll ever see.
I heard he even got coaching from a previous winner!
And he actually played a good game- but the mental aspect of it murdered him.
He couldn’t handle the thought of lying to friends, voting out friends, etc.
It turned him into a quitter and the ensuing spiral afterwards and the beef with Kirk, etc.
So that’s why I want Big Cat back for a 3rd go-around.
Like a god damn Animorphs going to his final form.
Again, I highly doubt he would ever play again…but maybe?????
- Jon Gruden
Coach Gruden is the absolute MAN.
You ever been around guys that just have “it”?
Plus, the entertainment value he brings, obviously.
Coach gotta be on the next season no matter what.
- Hannah Cook
Hahahahahahaaha no, I’m totally kidding.
- Frankie Borrelli
Frankie is a crazy person.
Not in the Kirk way, but in his own unique psychopath way.
That’s the sort of psychopath Frankie is.
He would be GREAT on Surviving Barstool.
I think Borrelli is a no-brainer for the next season.
Shit, put Riggs on the other tribe and just let them cook.
- Boston Rob
Boston Rob, the OG Survivor GOAT.
you’re able to’t tell the story of Survivor without mentioning the godfather himself.
I think next season should be a mix of Barstool personalities and Barstool-adjacent celebrities/athletes.
And who wouldn’t want to see Boston Rob completely mind-fucking Dante the Don?
And Imagine if he cut Tommy Smokes' throat?
Oh yeah, Tommy is already cooked.
Need it so bad.
So that’s my top 5.
KB high key would be fantastic at the game play, a real chance to win in my opinion.
The possibilities are endless.
Thanks to everyone who tuned in to this season, and hopefully there’s a next!
He should be a free space.
He has no chance of winning, but his laughs per minute are through the roof.
Every show needs comedic relief.
PS: Well fuck.
I published this blog and 3 seconds later Dave tweeted this:
Add Fred Smoot.
