It’s going to knock some celestial bodies out of their orbits.
Draw others into its own.
And tear apart others just through the sheer power of the forces it creates.

And I’m not talking about astrophysics.
I’m talking about the most powerful object in the known universe: Tom Brady.
Going to the field is going to require like an extra three hours.
It is like a circus just going down, Burkhardt recalled.
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That is definitely a learning experience, Burkhardt said.
Burkhardt thinks the fact so many players and coaches want to talk with Brady bodes well for his preparation.
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[C]oncerns got put to rest quickly after Burkhardt talked to Brady.
Burkhardt said he asked Brady.
Hes like, Yes, like yo tell me, like coach me up.
Mobs of people coming to pay homage.
The total respect of other players and coaches.
Everyone in the world trying to live the experience of being in the man’s presence.
And a total commitment to doing whatever is necessary.
To pay any price.
Anything to become the best there has ever been in the game.
Welcome to Tom Brady’s world, Kevin Burkhardt.
Where there are no half measures.
Just an obsession with greatness.
But what’s the point?
What does he need that for when he’s already going to win one for the Tom Brady Roast.
Kevin Burkhardt still has no idea the ride he is in for.
Any more than we did when Brady first came off the bench in September of 2001.
That Week 1 Dallas at Cleveland game can’t kick off soon enough.