Out of the box movie promotion has gotten out of hand.

That shit was awesome.

Same deal withThe Strangersand the people in masks popping up everywhere.

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I don’t need that.

My question is how much has to go wrong with your life for you to agree to do this?

How much could they possibly be getting paid?

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Are these Alien diehards just begging for a chance to spread awareness for the movie?

I enjoy the series, but not nearly enough to do this.

This should be a punishment regularly handed out in the courts.

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Alright here’s your facehugger, go hang out in Times Square for the day.

I’m actually excited for the movie that comes out next week.

kindly don’t be bad.

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