One of my missions on this Earth is to grow the game of tennis.
Slowly but surely we’re getting there.
No matter how many of you imbeciles tell me it sucks, I will keep pushing forward.

It’s a make believe place if we’re being honest.
That’s actually where they filmed it.
The weather is perfect every single day and the mountains overlook the damn place is magnificent fashion.

There’s a reason they call it Tennis Paradise.
Being the ball knowers that they are, the couple picked a box office match filled with insane rallies.
Timothee was locked in despite the distractions afoot.

I’m sad that we missed linking up, must have mixed up the dates in the mail.
Kylie and I go way back, but every now and then we struggle with communication.
Ah, what could have been.

I’ll be better next time.
Canada in the summer?
New York in August?
Just let me know gang, and I’m there.
Boy does it seem fun to be Chalamet.
What a heater this man is on.