This will drop the kit’s usual price tag of $99 to $79 while supplies last.
It’s officially time to panic people.
The incoming president has been shot in the ear.
Israel and Palestine are at war.
Russia continues to occupy Ukraine.
Dave Portnoy is firing flare guns aimlessly around the Nantucket Harbor.
Drake is a pedophile.
World War III is right around the corner.
But everything is about to change.
And thankfully, much like for every other situation, Costco Wholesale has you covered.
But I’ll hold off judgement until I hear whether or not A.J.
and Big Justice give the ReadyWise Buckets a Boom or a Doom.
I’m considering picking up 2 pallets.
That’s just smart budgeting.
If you lived strictly off Costco doomsday buckets you’d be retired by age 50.
I spent $18 for lunch at Five Guys today and that didn’t even come with a drink.
Honestly, the more I think about it, this might just be the best way to live.
Do the smart thing people.
So scoop up a pallet of ReadyWise Doomsday buckets before it’s too late.
For $2,499 to keep you alive for 11 years, you’d be crazy to pass it up.
That’s long enough to keep you safe in an attic during Hitler’s prime.
The world is burning around you.
But you’re nice and safe in your bunker.
I can think of much worse ways to ride out the apocalypse.
