If these Tiger Woods rumors are true.
Or maybe even get married.
Vanessa Trump is just living an all-time fake life.
It’s a really damn cool one.
She’s very much living life to the fullest.
And I’m sure she’s experienced an endless amount of cool shit.
They’re both so so so far above even celebrity status.
They don’t go to the grocery store.
They probably don’t.
I’m sure Don Jr. gets to take some sort of Limitless drug every morning.
Tiger Woods has been on super fentanyl ever since he got done cosplaying as a Marine.
He was a full-blown zombie long before he drove that car off a cliff.
So I guess that makes sense for Tiger.
To date a woman who’s used to living a completely surreal lifestyle.
It makes sense for Vanessa too.
it’s possible for you to’t just go back to normal life after divorcing the President’s son.
When you think about it, they’re really the perfect match.
I’m sure respects celebrity.
Or maybe I’m way off.
Maybe Don Jr. hates this.
As much as he respects greatness, and respects golf.
If he’s like his dad at all, he doesn’t like to be second best at things.
I know he’s probably a fine golfer in his own right.
But he’s not Tiger Woods.
Not just any golfer.
A golfer with a certified hammer dick.
But I still doubt it.
I bet Don Jr. is eating this shit up.
I’m pretty sure Tiger and the Trump’s are friends.
Or at least friendly.
And again… according to People, Don Jr. is reportedly “cool” with the whole thing.
But Tiger Woods and Vanessa Trump… what a power couple.
Crazier things have happened in government.
Maybe Tiger Woods high as balls off pain pills has something to offer our country as well.
