A sunset, a naked woman, waves crashing on the shore.
you’re able to go ahead and add Uncrustables to that list.
The Uncrustable is one of mankind’s most miraculous achievements.
Somehow they have managed to find the exact perfect ratio of peanut butter to jelly.
It’s goddamn terrific.
Now truthfully speaking, I never understood when paintings would sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
I just didn’t get art like that.
No piece ever spoke to me enough for me to truly appreciate it’s worth in a monetary value.
That is, of course, until I saw this oil painting of the Uncrustable.
And my jaw hit the friggin' floor when I saw this thing only sold for $5k.
Are you kidding me?
Mona Lisa looks like she has 4 cats and home, and exclusively eats off of paper plates.
Hell, I must be feeling pretty generous today even considering her to be mid.
And THAT’S worth over a billion dollars?
Are you kidding me?
This Uncrustable clears the Mona Lisa in every way imaginable.
Especially if it was purchased around lunch time.
