This Big Boy Corner Having His Receiver In Hell Is Why There's Nothing In The World Like High School Football

Nobody has ever been more strapped up in the history of history.

Put that receiver in a booster seat with the double straps.

Oh what’s that?

You want even an inch of separation?

Not against 66, brother.

A football field is 871,200 square inches and 66 has you locked up on every single one of them.

You just don’t get this anywhere outside of high school football.

There are 134 division 1 football teams out there.

You just can’t teach that.

Sidenote: I saw someone call him BBQ Sauce Gardner, and I need that to stick.