I feel like Im more than qualified to talk about this subject.
Say what you want about me, but no one is worse than these types of people.
Have some class; wait until everyone walks out of the exit and then call your shot.

Those people are the scum of the earth.
Venmo me People
Everyone has the right to set their own Venmo limit.
Mine is $40.

I know that my boy will get the next one.
Like really, bro?
You want me to Venmo you $2.53?

The Guy Who Never Calls Uber
We all have one of these people in our friend group.
The Gated Community All-American
Guilty as charged.
Its me, the gated community All-American.

And honestly, Im fine with it.
Just let it go and enjoy dropping a triple double on your old and washed colleagues on Friday.