Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like some nice yams from Sydney Thomas.
This is a recipe everyone enjoys.
Nice thing about hot broads this time of year is almost nothing.
Anyways good time to be talking Thanksgiving strategies.
- I like dark meat over light but not by much.
The right move is a 60/40 balance with extra gravy and double stuffing for every scoop of mashed potatoes.
Sweet potatoes are a true 1:1 for regular mash but should occupy different sides of the plate.
The roll goes on top of the turkey.
The cranberry goes on top of the turkey.
Fill that thing to the fuckin brim and let it rip.
Cold beers before dinner.
Pies:
1.
Creampie your old lady
2.
That’s exactly how I want it.
- Appetizers on Thanksgiving are always slightly awkward.
I like a classic BLT dip or a creamy spinach spread.
I think anyone pumping out wings or a buffalo-dip or something more in line with Super Bowl Sunday…
I think those people are fucking crazy.
That’s fine for a number of reasons.
Most importantly: not my kitchen.
So this year we pass on two birds with the hope of making it an even 3 in 2025.
More Yams
Last thing if you got a girlfriend then just leave her at home.
Worry about your own family.
Under no circumstances should you feel any pressure from any woman who isn’t your wife.
There’s plenty of time to put up with a bunch of bullshit you don’t necessarily deserve.
Right now it’s just not worth it.
Not at Thanksgiving and certainly not around Christmas time.
Spare yourself the time and trouble and punt on plans.
So just say No Thanks and enjoy your freedom.
