Forget the fact that “Dem Boys” are 3-7.
Everything about the Dallas Cowboys is falling apart right now.
Which puts them in a desperate position.
And when people are desperate, they make rash decisions.
God I fuckin' hope so.
Right now it’s more of a sitcom than anything.
Like you’re free to just picture this entire Cowboys season with a laugh track playing behind it.
We need pure shock.
We need more headlines than memes.
And that’s exactly what bringing in Deion and Shedeur Sanders would deliver.
At least not when we’re talking about a head coach and a starting quarterback.
Maybe you could get away with a defensive line coach father and a backup tight end son.
But that Cowboys locker room already seems like a mess as it is right now.
I can’t imagine the shit show it’ll turn into once you add that into the mix.
He gives that up immediately by hiring Deion.
We’d be looking at the most toxic franchise in the history of sports.
Give it to us now.
Sidenote: Why would the Giants draft a quarterback this spring when they could just trade for Dak instead?
The NFC East can’t risk losing him.
