The Phillies dick kicked the Dodgers last night by the tune of a 10-1 shellacking.
They shoved the long ball up their hoop all damn night.
There’s a time and a place for small ball in baseball.
That time is never and that place is nowhere.
This dude is an elite knower of ball.
He’s not a hands up on contact kinda guy.
And that’s why he’s the best in the biz.
That’s why he’s batting 1.000 lifetime on home run calls.
Blooper’s dumbass probably gets caught losing his mind over a warning track ball 5 times a night.
But not the Phanatic.
The guy just gets it.
