Im tired of living a lie.
And I know Im not alone in this.
I looked him dead in the eye and replied, No chance.
And even if I do have to aim, lets be honestits my dick.
Its literally hanging outside my body, untouched by any outside contaminants.
Now, let me be clear: washing your hands after taking a shit is absolutely non-negotiable.
If you skip that step, you are a menace to society and beyond redemption.
Pissing is a different story.
Draining the main vein doesnt warrant the same level of sanitation scrutiny.
Which is why I was absolutely dumbfounded when some guy at the bar decided to confront me over it.
Bro, are you serious?
How are you going to embarrass me like that?
I didnt even know this guy, and suddenly hes turning my post-piss behavior into a public spectacle.
Thank God the girls didnt care, or my entire night would have been ruined.
But imagine if they hadI wouldve been socially crucified over something as trivial as hand-washing after a piss.
We all need to stop pretending this is some kind of ethical battleground.
Let people live their lives in peace.
If you want to rinse your hands after you pee, go aheadbe my guest.
And if you choose to skip the sink, more power to you.
At the end of the day, were all just trying to navigate lifes smallest inconveniences without judgment.
So lets stop making mountains out of molehills and agree to let this one slide.
